Sunday, February 3, 2008

The Coca-cola bear is an athiest?

Remember a couple months ago when you were getting those emails from your concerned christian friends about The Golden Compass forwarding Pullman's athiestic agenda? You know, they told you not to go see it because they thought it would be the demise of christianity? While I have to give that forward credit as perhaps the first one to check out true with Snopes, I've got an even more compelling reason to not watch The Golden Compass. How about, it was awful...

To sum it up, if you are hankering for the type of action you think The Golden Compass has, you'd be much better off procuring copies of Star Wars, The Lord of the Rings, Quigley Down Under, Harry Potter, Stardust, and some Coca-cola commercials and then rapidly switch them in and out of your DVD player. In fact, despite loading time for each new disc, the plot line of your newly created movie may just flow a tad smoother than that of The Golden Compass.

Hmmm... Maybe I should look into starting a syndicated movie review column.

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